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:: Saturday, April 10, 2004 ::
The War President
Thank God for George W. Bush. We need his strong leadership at a time like this. By the way, where is the Boy King? MR. War President, where are you? Iraq is going to hell in a hand basket, an Afghan Warlord has taken control of several provinces in Afghanistan, and North Korea says this morning that the U.S. and North Korea are at the "brink of nuclear war". Mr. War President could you find time in your busy schedule between clearing brush at your ranch and attending fundraisers to come back to the White House and provide some leadership on these minor issues. Of course all of this is Bill Clinton's fault, but still as president for more than three years I humbly submit that YOU should be doing something. I know Unka' Dick is out of town, so if you are not sure what to do just finish eating your ice cream and take a nap. One more thing Mr. War President, what is happening now is the result of your ineptness as a president and a leader. I know that you are not use to being held accountable for your actions, but I think it's time for you to start acting like a responsible adult. So go back to the White House and start leading. Of course, finish your glass of milk and cookies first.
:: DM1 4/10/2004 09:30:00 AM [+] ::
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